Love Stars

Love Horoscopes - Your Stars For The Romantic Week

Love, or lurrrrvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, well, what does the coming week have in store for you?

Week Beginning August 24th

Libra 23rd September - 23rd October

The future holds much joy and happiness for someone close to you. But not you. You struggle with your sexuality like a lizard trying to put on a pair of y-fronts. Having a secret agenda is all very good, but posting it on your blog/company intranet is NOT advisable. Someone call Charlie may figure in your nocturnal plans this week, Charlie could be male or female, interesting eh?

Scorpio 24th October - 21st November

Naturally your instinct will be to find love in places where people are either inebriated or are known to be easy. This week will be a stepping stone for future exciting times, romance comes in various forms, maybe a webcam is needed to spice up your life, your submissive side will stand you well this week. Finish that book and make the decision, yes go practise those new found skills, enjoy!

Sagittarius 22nd November - 21st December

Love may come your way this week...and if it doesn't then you can at least console yourself with the fact that you haven't made a complete fool out of yourself. No, that happens next week.

Tragic love is all we have to share this week, when things go right they are awesome. When things go wrong they are the worst. Still, life's got to have its ups and downs, don't you think? Chin up, knuckle down and put your best foot forward - ENJOY.

Aquarius 20th January - 18th February

Your favourite romantic film is on this evening and you should try and persuade someone you've not previously had the courage to talk to to watch it too. Then, mid-way through the movie, phone that person. You'll be amazed at the results. It's time to get out that favourite clothing and tart yourself up till you smell like...well, a bottle of nice smells. Oh yes, oh yes, this time you’ll succeed.

Aries 21st March - 19th April

Body odour may haunt your chances with a certain member of the opposite sex. I give you permission to do what you want to, today. Chew the cud with some friends today. Their inane chatter may amuse you. A chance meeting will fill your heart with passion and desire, this meet will be in public, maybe a library ot council office, the meet will result in emails and sms messages galore, wow!

Gemini 21st May - 21st June

A terrific thought will enter your brain at around lunchtime in the next couple of days. During that period you'll be unable to suppress the giddy feeling that you're soon going to be emotionally elevated to heights you've never before dreamed of being able to reach. The world will become your oyster. I predict romance will be in abundance on Friday, you lucky lucky person!

Leo 23rd July - 22nd August

You set your sights too high, it's time to lower them in order to find true love. If you're missing an element to your life, why not choose tin? The latin phrase for what you're feeling right now is: "Non semper inquisit damascus aroooooo!. Gold is prominent, it maybe a ring or a bottle top, but I see gold everywhere.Your drink of the week is Singha, hey, those bottles have gold tops!

Capricorn 22nd December - 19th January

Are you loveable? Take time out today to contemplate that thought and try to make sure that you are very loveable. Relax, break out the medicines and pills, and get funkin'! All of that which you experience this week will be catalogued under "things not to do in public again", but you will have a good time. Cinema, Theatre, Football stadiums, these places hold people who like you.

Pisces 19th February - 20th March

The phrase love hurts is especially true this week as you try something different. Thursday is a day to forget whereas Friday is a day to remember, Saturday you will wonder how members of the opposite sex can be so cruel, but revenge is a sweet thing to do if you have been hurt. Tom Foolerey is not a person from Dublin, it is something you should engage in next week.

Taurus 20th April - 20th May

Your admirer will make their true feelings known this week, the time is approaching where lust takes over. Bursts of passion may come from someone who just wants to have FUN, and FUN is the thing you are in need of. You will benefit from someone who is studying a book, or something like that, I’m not sure how but the word pickle springs to mind, lots of pickle, you will be blown away!

Cancer 22nd June - 22nd July

The moon is rising, most evenings. This rise will lead you into a World you have not experienced before, romance, lust, deep feelings of spiritualism will surround you with your partner (or partners) - remember no one is here to judge you. Animals play a role with you this week but don’t get confused, the supermarket is a place where you can meet a future loved one, and shop too!.

Virgo 23rd August - 22nd September

Sorry, there is no good news for you this week on the love front. If you are married your partner will cheat, if you are single then that is your destiny, I know this is not a good reading but my fellow astrologers cannot see anything of use for you in the next seven days, jees, life sucks at times, still better luck next week.

Enjoy!